edwin escaro had asked me today what my new year's resolution was. before i had answered, i asked him what HIS was. he then replied, "well, i always have goals and stuff. i don't wait til new years to state them." in awe, my response was, "NICE. i like that. i'm going to quote that."
BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT THE REASON I'M QUOTING IT IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED A LITTLE PREMEDITATED--- YOU THINK? LIKE HE WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK HIM, BECAUSE HE TRIED THINKING OF SUCH A CLUTCH ANSWER... ALL NIGHT... RESTLESS... SO IF HE HAD PULLED OUT THAT TWO-LINER PHENOMENON ON YOU TOO, THEN IT'S IN FACT CERTAIN THAT THAT SHIT WAS PLANNED.
lol. JP.
on the real, these are my new years resolutions:
1. i am officially a vegetarian. ;D why? not because i'm against cannibalism, nor animal slaughter. not because i don't relish the taste of meat (because i really do.. lol). it's simply a pride issue. haha, im selfish as shit. i just want to see if i have the discipline to follow through. so basically, it's for the title.
2. exercise daily, or at LEAST three times a week. it's more than superficial. not only do i need to stay in shape, but good health to me is a must.
3. play bball on a team. i miss it. jersey shore or staten island? hmm.
4. figure out my future and explore all practical/possible options.
5. work on creative projects such as DESIGNING/PRINTING T-SHIRTS.
6. go on more spontaneous adventures (e.g. random car rides or walks --- preferably free ones. lol. oh, but not like FREEONES the porn site.)
7. cut the passive, and be more aggressive. well, not too aggressive. aggressive in a more positive light. for example, be aggressive by initiating to make amends. holding shit in and/or grudging isn't healthy. let that shit go.
8. go to church every sunday. shiet, i need to refind my faith. i mean, im not a fan of robotic routines nor ceremonies and... ---- blah, blah, blah.. fast-foward... religious topics in conversations can go on forever because they're controversial and debatable... shieeet. --- i just need to make more religious sacrifices, so i guess i'll start going to church... not to play simon says with the priest (e.g. "LET US PROCLAIM OUR MYSTERY OF FAITH", "LET US PRAY", "PLEASE STAND".. shit, mad bossy.), but to have my own intimate conversations with God, Jesus, or whoever that higher power is up there helping me through any type of hardship... or SOFTship..? or battleship.. or penmanship.. because seldom do i set time aside to do so... amen.
okay, eight's enough. maybe i'm overdoing this list. haha. wishful thinking =D.
ON ANOTHER NOTE...
happy new year?
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
MUFON MEETING 1.24.08
email my graphic design teacher sent.
im dead up ...
-----Original Message-----
Freaks & Geeks in the Bucks County area - MUFON meeting
Hope to see you there!
Darren
-------------------------------------------------------
Have you seen any little green men lately? After a recent spike of reports
of strange sightings in the skies over Bucks County, the Pennsylvania chapter of the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) is to hold its next alien hunter
conference at Bucks Community College in the Library Auditorium on January 24, 2009.
MUFON is an international organization devoted to discovering the mystery behind UFOs by scientifically investigating them, as stated on their website. On average, there are about 36 reported UFO sightings over a four-month period in Pennsylvania, but over the summer of 2008, there were 138 sightings from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia, and the Philadelphia-Bucks County area accounted for 77 of them, according to John Ventre, the Pennsylvania State Director of MUFON.
In fact, Bucks County's "alien scene" was put in the national spotlight on the Discovery Channel's new documentary series, "UFO's Over Earth-The Bucks County Flap," which premiered Nov. 24 and will run again on Dec. 13 at 10 p.m. According to Ventre, there are typically two different types of sighting reports. About 60 percent of reports describe a star-like UFO, usually flying above cloud level. Ventre himself reported seeing this type of UFO on June 29.
He described the UFO as "much larger than an airplane, covering about one-third of the sky and traveling at approximately 2,000 mph."
About 40 percent of reports describe a triangular or boomerang-shaped UFO with three or four different colored pulsing lights. Denise Lynch Murter, one of the six Bucks County residents featured on the Discovery Channel's documentary, claims to have seen this type of UFO. Murter reported seeing a strange craft emitting a blue fog which contained metallic sprinkles. Allegedly, the UFO dropped the sprinkles onto one of the trees in her backyard, and then drew them back up to the ship.
A laboratory tested leaf samples from the "dusted" tree and found that they had been subjected to high heat or radiation. Although this incident brought new life to local UFO investigations, it allegedly brought death
to the robin, which had lived in the affected tree for four months
prior to the incident.
After watching the Discovery Channel documentary, a Pittsburgh man reported a sighting to MUFON that happened some 20 years ago. He had only had "one beer" the night that he said he saw about 10 round, bright lights in the sky, appearing to be "performing some type of show." The man called an investigator after the sighting, whose initial impression was that the man had "witnessed a light show."
However, the man has remained unsure of what he saw to this day. "I have even considered being hypnotized, just too accurately recount the event,"
reported the man on MUFON's website.
With this local surge of strange reports, Bucks County residents should know what to do in the event that they see a UFO. Although nine out of 10 sightings are scientifically explainable, who wants to risk finding themselves in a dangerous extraterrestrial situation unequipped with the right kind of information?
According to the MUFON website, the number one thing to do is remain calm. Bucks residents should remember that, "you might be witnessing the event of a lifetime and will want to remember every detail, and you can't do that if you are hysterical."
However, it's also important to "protect yourself from any hazards - real or perceived. Be prepared to take evasive, but not aggressive, action to get out of a UFO's way."
More importantly, if you encounter some type of extraterrestrial being associated with the craft, MUFON advises that you "be prepared to take evasive action to protect yourself." MUFON recommends concealing yourself at a safe distance and, if you happen to have a camera, camcorder or tape recorder handy, use them to record your personal alien experience.
Another important safety tip is to avoid touching any traces of the UFO's presence that it may have left behind. Remember, "You don't know what you're touching, where it came from, or what type of hazards might be associated with it."
Although all this talk of extraterrestrial activity may be frightening, the best thing we can do, as a human is to stay informed.
A great way to do that would be to attend the MUFON conference in the Bucks Library Auditorium on January 24, 2009 from 12-5 p.m.
On the agenda is Ventre, who will discuss the 2008 "Pennsylvania UFO wave," and Bill Birnes, publisher of UFO Magazine and host of the History Channel's weekly series "UFO Hunters."
Also scheduled to speak are local UFO personal eyewitnesses and self-professed abductees, including history Professor Dr. David Jacobs of Temple University.
Admission is $15.
For more information, or to report a UFO sighting, visit pamufon.com
im dead up ...
-----Original Message-----
Freaks & Geeks in the Bucks County area - MUFON meeting
Hope to see you there!
Darren
-------------------------------------------------------
Have you seen any little green men lately? After a recent spike of reports
of strange sightings in the skies over Bucks County, the Pennsylvania chapter of the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) is to hold its next alien hunter
conference at Bucks Community College in the Library Auditorium on January 24, 2009.
MUFON is an international organization devoted to discovering the mystery behind UFOs by scientifically investigating them, as stated on their website. On average, there are about 36 reported UFO sightings over a four-month period in Pennsylvania, but over the summer of 2008, there were 138 sightings from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia, and the Philadelphia-Bucks County area accounted for 77 of them, according to John Ventre, the Pennsylvania State Director of MUFON.
In fact, Bucks County's "alien scene" was put in the national spotlight on the Discovery Channel's new documentary series, "UFO's Over Earth-The Bucks County Flap," which premiered Nov. 24 and will run again on Dec. 13 at 10 p.m. According to Ventre, there are typically two different types of sighting reports. About 60 percent of reports describe a star-like UFO, usually flying above cloud level. Ventre himself reported seeing this type of UFO on June 29.
He described the UFO as "much larger than an airplane, covering about one-third of the sky and traveling at approximately 2,000 mph."
About 40 percent of reports describe a triangular or boomerang-shaped UFO with three or four different colored pulsing lights. Denise Lynch Murter, one of the six Bucks County residents featured on the Discovery Channel's documentary, claims to have seen this type of UFO. Murter reported seeing a strange craft emitting a blue fog which contained metallic sprinkles. Allegedly, the UFO dropped the sprinkles onto one of the trees in her backyard, and then drew them back up to the ship.
A laboratory tested leaf samples from the "dusted" tree and found that they had been subjected to high heat or radiation. Although this incident brought new life to local UFO investigations, it allegedly brought death
to the robin, which had lived in the affected tree for four months
prior to the incident.
After watching the Discovery Channel documentary, a Pittsburgh man reported a sighting to MUFON that happened some 20 years ago. He had only had "one beer" the night that he said he saw about 10 round, bright lights in the sky, appearing to be "performing some type of show." The man called an investigator after the sighting, whose initial impression was that the man had "witnessed a light show."
However, the man has remained unsure of what he saw to this day. "I have even considered being hypnotized, just too accurately recount the event,"
reported the man on MUFON's website.
With this local surge of strange reports, Bucks County residents should know what to do in the event that they see a UFO. Although nine out of 10 sightings are scientifically explainable, who wants to risk finding themselves in a dangerous extraterrestrial situation unequipped with the right kind of information?
According to the MUFON website, the number one thing to do is remain calm. Bucks residents should remember that, "you might be witnessing the event of a lifetime and will want to remember every detail, and you can't do that if you are hysterical."
However, it's also important to "protect yourself from any hazards - real or perceived. Be prepared to take evasive, but not aggressive, action to get out of a UFO's way."
More importantly, if you encounter some type of extraterrestrial being associated with the craft, MUFON advises that you "be prepared to take evasive action to protect yourself." MUFON recommends concealing yourself at a safe distance and, if you happen to have a camera, camcorder or tape recorder handy, use them to record your personal alien experience.
Another important safety tip is to avoid touching any traces of the UFO's presence that it may have left behind. Remember, "You don't know what you're touching, where it came from, or what type of hazards might be associated with it."
Although all this talk of extraterrestrial activity may be frightening, the best thing we can do, as a human is to stay informed.
A great way to do that would be to attend the MUFON conference in the Bucks Library Auditorium on January 24, 2009 from 12-5 p.m.
On the agenda is Ventre, who will discuss the 2008 "Pennsylvania UFO wave," and Bill Birnes, publisher of UFO Magazine and host of the History Channel's weekly series "UFO Hunters."
Also scheduled to speak are local UFO personal eyewitnesses and self-professed abductees, including history Professor Dr. David Jacobs of Temple University.
Admission is $15.
For more information, or to report a UFO sighting, visit pamufon.com
Monday, December 22, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
you cut me deep, bitch. cut me like surgery.
so im on an elliptical right now at la fitness. im going on my second mile, lol. i really want that fergie body, for real. the elliptical being on the second floor gives me a pretty wide scope of the first floor.. you know, the floor with all the weight machines.
so, here i am left feeling guilty, because i just eye focked the back ofthis dude... HOWEVER, uhhhh... when he turned around he was a... tito. WOAH... woah... i hate myself. lol. whatever, man. dilf hunter extraordinaire.
anyway, i missed my step class, hence why im on this elliptical in the first place. to help kill time i've decided to google fitness myths. one of which ive been meaning to look up in order to prove my sister wrong. which one? muscle vs. fat. most of you are probably saying, "well, duh... the answer is ---." but why didn't you guys know the fuckin' answer when i asked you before?? huh?! lol, bastards...
anyway, pertaining back to the myth, my sis said a ton of feathers equals a ton of bricks, therefore ten pounds of fat will equal ten pounds of muscle. and yes, tis true, but when both are enclosed in a limited container (or one's body in the case of muscle vs. fat) then the weight of each container will vary, right?? ha, well, apple, i was right (suckkkitt!! lol, jp). read it and weep.
taken from:
http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/muscle-to-fat.html
" Muscle Does Not Weigh More Than Fat (five pounds is five pounds), but it is Much Nicer to Look at
5 Lb. Fat vs. 5 Lb. Muscle
As you can see, the 5 lbs. of fat is much bulkier than the 5 lbs. of muscle, but five pounds is still five pounds. Muscle does not weigh more than fat.
Fat is bulky and lumpy so if you carry an extra five pounds of fat, you'll be lumpier than with five pounds more muscle. A five pound pile of fat will take up more space (volume) than a five pound pile of muscle; but five pounds is still five pounds, so for those of you that don't "get" English, you cannot say one thing weighing a certain weight weighs more than another thing at that same weight. It's a common joke to play on an 8-year old. The correct way to state the muscle weighs more than fat scenario is, "Muscle is heavier by volume than fat."
A woman weighing 150 pounds with 19% fat will look much smaller (and be much healthier) than a woman at 150 pounds with 35% fat. They weigh the same, yet the composition is different. Because muscle is more dense than fat the person with less fat and more muscle will look smaller.
Stop being so obsessed with body weight and start paying attention to body composition. How much body fat do you have compared to muscle? Simply seeing how much you weigh isn't very helpful."
word, so my input is this. don't go obsessing over your weight in comparison to other chicks. only weigh yourself in order to track your own progress. shiieett.
so, here i am left feeling guilty, because i just eye focked the back ofthis dude... HOWEVER, uhhhh... when he turned around he was a... tito. WOAH... woah... i hate myself. lol. whatever, man. dilf hunter extraordinaire.
anyway, i missed my step class, hence why im on this elliptical in the first place. to help kill time i've decided to google fitness myths. one of which ive been meaning to look up in order to prove my sister wrong. which one? muscle vs. fat. most of you are probably saying, "well, duh... the answer is ---." but why didn't you guys know the fuckin' answer when i asked you before?? huh?! lol, bastards...
anyway, pertaining back to the myth, my sis said a ton of feathers equals a ton of bricks, therefore ten pounds of fat will equal ten pounds of muscle. and yes, tis true, but when both are enclosed in a limited container (or one's body in the case of muscle vs. fat) then the weight of each container will vary, right?? ha, well, apple, i was right (suckkkitt!! lol, jp). read it and weep.
taken from:
http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/muscle-to-fat.html
" Muscle Does Not Weigh More Than Fat (five pounds is five pounds), but it is Much Nicer to Look at
5 Lb. Fat vs. 5 Lb. Muscle
As you can see, the 5 lbs. of fat is much bulkier than the 5 lbs. of muscle, but five pounds is still five pounds. Muscle does not weigh more than fat.
Fat is bulky and lumpy so if you carry an extra five pounds of fat, you'll be lumpier than with five pounds more muscle. A five pound pile of fat will take up more space (volume) than a five pound pile of muscle; but five pounds is still five pounds, so for those of you that don't "get" English, you cannot say one thing weighing a certain weight weighs more than another thing at that same weight. It's a common joke to play on an 8-year old. The correct way to state the muscle weighs more than fat scenario is, "Muscle is heavier by volume than fat."
A woman weighing 150 pounds with 19% fat will look much smaller (and be much healthier) than a woman at 150 pounds with 35% fat. They weigh the same, yet the composition is different. Because muscle is more dense than fat the person with less fat and more muscle will look smaller.
Stop being so obsessed with body weight and start paying attention to body composition. How much body fat do you have compared to muscle? Simply seeing how much you weigh isn't very helpful."
word, so my input is this. don't go obsessing over your weight in comparison to other chicks. only weigh yourself in order to track your own progress. shiieett.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
I want a body like fergie.
today at work, while i was assisting doc eddie, we were watching "cnn newroom" on the cnn hd channel. apparently, there's that whole EPIC commotion about the arab man who threw not one, but TWO shoes at president bush. (hahaha! *insert sinister laughter here*)
anyway, the news reporters commenced their special report by showing us viewers a select few of the viral internet videos circulating our web via youtube, word of mouth, forums, etc (jeez, btw youtube's our modern day key to social awareness, seriously... lol.) one of the videos related to the incident was a scene from austin powers where the enemy throws a shoe at uh, well, mr. powers. only except in this video, bush and the arab's heads were superimposed over austin and his enemy's heads, respectively. i mean, i'd post it right now but im at work (psh, evidently working hard). it was slightly humorous, i guess? but something else struck me as funnier.
what was it you ask? (or are you even asking? ha.) well, after that segment the news casters took the ordeal to the streets of ny. they then asked random bystanders for their opinions, one of which was this little girl. in fact, she was probably the most innocent looking caucasian blonde-haired cutie patootie out there. her response to cnn was, "how could you throw two shoes at our president?" ironic that this was coming from such a young individual and although she was probably four years old, she made perfect sense. i mean, what the hell was secret service doing anyway??? it made me giggle moreso than the internet videos.
another person responded, "at least it wasn't a shoe-icide bomb." my response to THAT is this: i'd rather it have BEEN a shoe-icide bomb than two normal shoes for plenty of reasons. hmm, but here's three. one, that was a waste of good shoes. two, it probably left the people in the conference room anticpating an explosion, only to be disappointed (haha). three, to throw one's shoes at a president is very insulting. lol. its analogous to what's called a "bitch slap." haha. FOR REAL. way to hurt his pride, arab man.
nevertheless, bush would probably be ill nasty on my dodgeball team.
anyway, the news reporters commenced their special report by showing us viewers a select few of the viral internet videos circulating our web via youtube, word of mouth, forums, etc (jeez, btw youtube's our modern day key to social awareness, seriously... lol.) one of the videos related to the incident was a scene from austin powers where the enemy throws a shoe at uh, well, mr. powers. only except in this video, bush and the arab's heads were superimposed over austin and his enemy's heads, respectively. i mean, i'd post it right now but im at work (psh, evidently working hard). it was slightly humorous, i guess? but something else struck me as funnier.
what was it you ask? (or are you even asking? ha.) well, after that segment the news casters took the ordeal to the streets of ny. they then asked random bystanders for their opinions, one of which was this little girl. in fact, she was probably the most innocent looking caucasian blonde-haired cutie patootie out there. her response to cnn was, "how could you throw two shoes at our president?" ironic that this was coming from such a young individual and although she was probably four years old, she made perfect sense. i mean, what the hell was secret service doing anyway??? it made me giggle moreso than the internet videos.
another person responded, "at least it wasn't a shoe-icide bomb." my response to THAT is this: i'd rather it have BEEN a shoe-icide bomb than two normal shoes for plenty of reasons. hmm, but here's three. one, that was a waste of good shoes. two, it probably left the people in the conference room anticpating an explosion, only to be disappointed (haha). three, to throw one's shoes at a president is very insulting. lol. its analogous to what's called a "bitch slap." haha. FOR REAL. way to hurt his pride, arab man.
nevertheless, bush would probably be ill nasty on my dodgeball team.
Monday, December 15, 2008
man from poltergeist 2 = quaker oats gone wrong.
why can't what i eat WATCH ME?!
shieet.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
colored contacts scare me.
they just do. i think they look scary on people, but that's just me. lol.
anyway, that has nothing to do with this blog. lol. starting today, i'm going to use random blog names to throw people off.
but um, yeah. remember this song? probably not, because you were too young or something. enjoy.
ps - why is it that when i have no work the next day, i'm never in the mood to go out or hang out with anyone. haha. it's so weird.
anyway, that has nothing to do with this blog. lol. starting today, i'm going to use random blog names to throw people off.
but um, yeah. remember this song? probably not, because you were too young or something. enjoy.
ps - why is it that when i have no work the next day, i'm never in the mood to go out or hang out with anyone. haha. it's so weird.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
dental advisory
five minutes ago ---
doc: hey, mellie mel! what's new with you?
mel: idk, i had a very emotional night.
doc: whaaat? what does that mean?
mel: ehhh! ill leave that open to interpretation, haha.
doc: EMO. hmm... emo is the new .. :: five second pause :: ... something ... (he said it slowly and calmly.. like.... ".... something")
mel: wow, doc. very profound thought?!
lol. LIKE, i was really on the edge of my seat waiting for him to say something deep. but his open-ended "... something" left me feeling so empty. hahaha.
and let me give you a cocktease of his cirriculum vitae for EFFECT, or at least an insight (haha):
*clears throat*
doc eddie -- tufts dental school alumni, tufts admissions board member, rotarian, dentist of his and his wife's own practice, father of two extremely intelligent children, jfk hospital attending dentist, founder of new image motorsports... well, i think you get the point.
haha. oh, man! *slaps thigh* that doc eddie.
ps - last night i received a keebler's fudge elf cookie that read "uncommonly good." the gesture was so thoughtful and endearing that i originally wanted to preserve its shelf life (but of course avoid the use of preservatives containing traces of arsenic -- like in vitamin water for example, hmm.) and display it somewhere high and mighty... like above my fireplace, lol. however, i gave in this morning... and to conclude this thought, id like to say... rest in PIECES. =( thanks, though*.
doc: hey, mellie mel! what's new with you?
mel: idk, i had a very emotional night.
doc: whaaat? what does that mean?
mel: ehhh! ill leave that open to interpretation, haha.
doc: EMO. hmm... emo is the new .. :: five second pause :: ... something ... (he said it slowly and calmly.. like.... ".... something")
mel: wow, doc. very profound thought?!
lol. LIKE, i was really on the edge of my seat waiting for him to say something deep. but his open-ended "... something" left me feeling so empty. hahaha.
and let me give you a cocktease of his cirriculum vitae for EFFECT, or at least an insight (haha):
*clears throat*
doc eddie -- tufts dental school alumni, tufts admissions board member, rotarian, dentist of his and his wife's own practice, father of two extremely intelligent children, jfk hospital attending dentist, founder of new image motorsports... well, i think you get the point.
haha. oh, man! *slaps thigh* that doc eddie.
ps - last night i received a keebler's fudge elf cookie that read "uncommonly good." the gesture was so thoughtful and endearing that i originally wanted to preserve its shelf life (but of course avoid the use of preservatives containing traces of arsenic -- like in vitamin water for example, hmm.) and display it somewhere high and mighty... like above my fireplace, lol. however, i gave in this morning... and to conclude this thought, id like to say... rest in PIECES. =( thanks, though*.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
you should think about it -- take a second.
nice guys finish last.
and shit (no pun intended in advance because...), assholes* finish last too.
bipolar guys, on the other hand, finish FIRST.
personally, i think it's because the personalities of these psycho ass bastards are generally more compelling (and it's no surprise, because ironically there exists a COMPELLING nature between two magnetic poles... get it? bi - polar?)
so you know, guys these days should maintain their erratic chemical imbalance... only because spontaneity is fun and adventurous. haha.
haha, FINE. to the "fellas" reading this blog, this doesn't mean you have to be psychologically fucked up to keep the fire burning. i guess the point i'm trying to get across is this:
GIRLS LIKE GUYS THAT ARE SWEET BUT HAVE THAT POTENTIAL ASSHOLE IN THEM! or maybe vice versa. i can elaborate, but i'm too lazy. lol. just ask me personally.
oh, or..
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEEEYYY... lol.
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btw, no motive behind this passage. i just had an epiphany while talking to my bro's on the way back from Bridgewater mall.
they were saying "nice guys finish last." and i begged to differ by mentioning how assholes finish last, only to change my mind and realize that there needs to be a balance.
and ps - im at work. lol. more specifically the lab at work, shh. hopefully the docs aren't reading this blog. if so, sorry. i just needed to clear my mind. lol. love you guys.
on another note, hi.
and shit (no pun intended in advance because...), assholes* finish last too.
bipolar guys, on the other hand, finish FIRST.
personally, i think it's because the personalities of these psycho ass bastards are generally more compelling (and it's no surprise, because ironically there exists a COMPELLING nature between two magnetic poles... get it? bi - polar?)
so you know, guys these days should maintain their erratic chemical imbalance... only because spontaneity is fun and adventurous. haha.
haha, FINE. to the "fellas" reading this blog, this doesn't mean you have to be psychologically fucked up to keep the fire burning. i guess the point i'm trying to get across is this:
GIRLS LIKE GUYS THAT ARE SWEET BUT HAVE THAT POTENTIAL ASSHOLE IN THEM! or maybe vice versa. i can elaborate, but i'm too lazy. lol. just ask me personally.
oh, or..
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEEEYYY... lol.
-----------------------
btw, no motive behind this passage. i just had an epiphany while talking to my bro's on the way back from Bridgewater mall.
they were saying "nice guys finish last." and i begged to differ by mentioning how assholes finish last, only to change my mind and realize that there needs to be a balance.
and ps - im at work. lol. more specifically the lab at work, shh. hopefully the docs aren't reading this blog. if so, sorry. i just needed to clear my mind. lol. love you guys.
on another note, hi.
Monday, December 8, 2008
three things wrong.
1. my mom has facebook AND POSTS PICS.
2. that caption says "my daughter melissa is ok." she thinks im "ok". lol. how could she be so heartless??
3. MY MOM HAS FACEBOOK!!
lol, nevertheless i love her. that crazy hoe!! HAHA. i wouldn't trade her for the world. =).
she never fails to surprise me.Thursday, December 4, 2008
oh word ?!
word.
www.myspace.com/mikepsounds
www.imeem.com/mikepsounds
http://supersnowkid.blogspot.com/
Monday, December 1, 2008
just in case...
i dont make it home tonight..
im going to meet up with the dude who rear ended my car. he seems quiet, passive.. but who knows what's bottled up inside of him. so in case i die, his number is on a post-it on my desk. his name is kyle.
im going to meet up with the dude who rear ended my car. he seems quiet, passive.. but who knows what's bottled up inside of him. so in case i die, his number is on a post-it on my desk. his name is kyle.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
aspirations --- sky's the limit.
i am an aspiring zombie.
i am an aspiring vampire.
i am an aspiring radio killer.
i am an aspiring CREEPER.
HAHA!!
TALK TO ME!!
Monday, November 24, 2008
you make me smile.
how ironic. the banana portrays exactly how i feel. =) haha, okay maybe not. my feelings are probably a tad more intricate. however, i AM happy.sigh... God works in mysterious ways.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
you ...
... are simply amazing. <3
on another note, im standing in front of friendly's ordering an icecream sundae in my spyder jacket... oh, and not to mention basketball shorts. (very bad judgement on my part, you think??)
hmm, i get nostalgic when i wear bball shorts in the winter... (although, it's technically not winter yet. winter solstice is december 21. lol. but uhhh, nevertheless, it's cold as shit.) ... and doing so reminds me of when i used to play bball for st. matthew's. sigh! my irretrievable youth. lol. it's okay. i'm still young. ;D. especially at heart... and did you guys know that i work for doc arm? a woman who never ages. she's fuckin timeless. lol. she gives me great hope for the future. oh, but not like obama "hope".
anyway!
mmm, fruit sorbet --- a duo of strawberry and orange sorbets to be exact... topped with whipped cream, mandarin oranges, and a single cherry. something i've never ordered nor thought of ordering in my entire life... yet it was the first picture i saw in the dessert menu. lol. im so adventurous.
on another note, im standing in front of friendly's ordering an icecream sundae in my spyder jacket... oh, and not to mention basketball shorts. (very bad judgement on my part, you think??)
hmm, i get nostalgic when i wear bball shorts in the winter... (although, it's technically not winter yet. winter solstice is december 21. lol. but uhhh, nevertheless, it's cold as shit.) ... and doing so reminds me of when i used to play bball for st. matthew's. sigh! my irretrievable youth. lol. it's okay. i'm still young. ;D. especially at heart... and did you guys know that i work for doc arm? a woman who never ages. she's fuckin timeless. lol. she gives me great hope for the future. oh, but not like obama "hope".
anyway!
mmm, fruit sorbet --- a duo of strawberry and orange sorbets to be exact... topped with whipped cream, mandarin oranges, and a single cherry. something i've never ordered nor thought of ordering in my entire life... yet it was the first picture i saw in the dessert menu. lol. im so adventurous.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
why so sweet?
what? i think i did a good job portraying the joker. lol.
what's funny is that i didn't even intend on participating in the cupcake social contest. i just wanted a freakin' joker cupcake. lol. is that so much to ask for? what's even funnier is that all the girls were making cutesy cupcakes like pikachu, hearts, and shit. then mine was like JOKER. i had fun though chillen with ni and crisanto. good shit. tata.
ps - i must watch this video ten times a day. therefore, today i posted that as my comment on his youtube page. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE SUCH A STRANGE AFFINITY TOWARDS THIS VIDEO. it's my opium.
"she gave me a wink, i winked back. and then, i think that..."
Friday, November 21, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
straight up
last month... that is, before obama was elected president, i was in the cac student center with lou and phil. the weirdest shit happened: phil went to go throw away his trash. hahhaha, ok... that's not the EXACT incident. let me continue, please.. shit, can a woman talk?? ok, well...
the opening of the trash can (uh, ok, its not a trash can... not a trash bin... wtf? you know.. that garbage disposal contraption-esque type of deal?) is a swinging panel that reads "trash only". as that panel swung back and forth, the emitting sound resembled the beginning medley of paula abdul's straight up.
dead up.
*edit --- receptacle.. thanks, critantso.
the opening of the trash can (uh, ok, its not a trash can... not a trash bin... wtf? you know.. that garbage disposal contraption-esque type of deal?) is a swinging panel that reads "trash only". as that panel swung back and forth, the emitting sound resembled the beginning medley of paula abdul's straight up.
dead up.
*edit --- receptacle.. thanks, critantso.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
oh? happy birthday, dad..
im at in the cut waiting for khalil to finish cuttin phil's hair... so i decided to blog while waiting. hmm, nothing serious nor intellectual. just some dumb convo's i *personally* find worth being memorable. hahah.
patient: i just went to mexico. there are a lot of "gallopers".
me in my head: wtf is a gallopper? like a fuckn horse?
doc arm: aw, that must have been nice.. i don't golf though...
me in my head: DAMN... he definitely said golfers...crazy filipinos...
__________________
me: damn, phil ... this place is ghetto as hell..
phil: wait, is there a liquor store?
me in my head: he probably wants to drink tonight..
me: uh, i don't think so-- oh wait there! *spotted across the street* why?
phil: oh that explains it.. usually a place isn't ghetto unless it has a liquor store around..
__________________
btw, its my dad's bday today. maybe i should email the dude..
Oh yeh ps - yesterday I told phil to look up "how to pop" on youtube... hmm.. Tell me why he started watching videos on popping pimples...GAG.. Fuckin grossest shit ever... W..T...F...
patient: i just went to mexico. there are a lot of "gallopers".
me in my head: wtf is a gallopper? like a fuckn horse?
doc arm: aw, that must have been nice.. i don't golf though...
me in my head: DAMN... he definitely said golfers...crazy filipinos...
__________________
me: damn, phil ... this place is ghetto as hell..
phil: wait, is there a liquor store?
me in my head: he probably wants to drink tonight..
me: uh, i don't think so-- oh wait there! *spotted across the street* why?
phil: oh that explains it.. usually a place isn't ghetto unless it has a liquor store around..
__________________
btw, its my dad's bday today. maybe i should email the dude..
Oh yeh ps - yesterday I told phil to look up "how to pop" on youtube... hmm.. Tell me why he started watching videos on popping pimples...GAG.. Fuckin grossest shit ever... W..T...F...
Sunday, November 9, 2008
UNCONDITIONAL.
i fucking love my best friend.
seriously, i couldn't ask for more IN a friend.
he has been there for me through everything,
and will always be there for me through anything...
PHIL COCO, YOU'RE THE MAN.
search this blog, and you'll find a pleasant surprise.
seriously, i couldn't ask for more IN a friend.
he has been there for me through everything,
and will always be there for me through anything...
PHIL COCO, YOU'RE THE MAN.
search this blog, and you'll find a pleasant surprise.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
japanese bruce willis
so tell me... WHAT KINDA JAPANESE MAN IS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GROW UP LOOKIN LIKE BRUCE WILLIS...
Thursday, October 23, 2008
mobile blogging.
WHAT'S GOOD! lol
waiting for david's ass to come out of his apartment so i can bring him to work... He just woke up... Yo david, stop bein sucha nigguh. lol
K he's here bye
waiting for david's ass to come out of his apartment so i can bring him to work... He just woke up... Yo david, stop bein sucha nigguh. lol
K he's here bye
Monday, October 20, 2008
imma starBURST-INTO-TEARS-AND-DIE.
like, are you fucking kidding me?! YOUTUBE. not ONE but TWO videos?!?! YOU recommend these berries and cream videos to ME?!!?!? don't you know i'm fuckin terrified of that dude... and that i think he's the fuckin anti-christ...
DSFKLASFJ !!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT HIS EYES... i mean like.. wtf!! what was starburst thinking.... i just wanna roll up into a ball.. and cry myself to sleep now...
i don't know why he scares me... but i can ASSUME that maybe.... just maybe.. he subconsciously reminds me of drop dead fred.... that perverted scary ass motherfucker that no one can see!!
would you want this nigguh looking up your skirt like that? it sends more than fuckin tingles down my spine... maybe even cause MS.. (multiple sclerosis, not microsoft ..hahah)...
FHJKFHDKF H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYWAY...
has anyone seen opus? LOL.. im about to make missing/reward signs for him.. because i feel like he really disappeared off the face of the earth......idk, wasn't he kind of a big deal before? not quite garfield status.. but.. you know..
haha, kay.. BYE.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
are you motherfuckin ADHD?!
wow, i should really be writing my essays right now.. but i just felt the urge to blog..
i'll make it real quick though (wishful thinking, ahem). hmm, i really need to clear my mind, because i have just had a MAJOR EPIPHANY.
all i want to know is ----------
well... why is it that when people talk excessively to me, i get pissed off. sometimes i'm like, "CUT TO THE FUCKIN CHASE." and it's not even their voice, tone, nor speed at which they're talking that pisses me off. it's when they just keep rambling on and on without making their point clear. i don't need the unnecessary details or at least let me get a hold of the conversation too? haha.
actually, NO! Fuck that. i'll expand my ideology by broadening my selection of people... to people who are just unclear in general when they talk... no matter how many words they use..
so with that said, this leaves us with two extremes: 1.) people who use too many words (there's a word to better describe this.. if you think of it, i'll give you 10 cool points..).. that's when i just stop listening and fail to grasp their point...... and 2.) people who limit their words which consequently are misinterpreted in an innumerable amount of ways... and that's when i just give up, because i don't get what the fuck they're trying to get across.. hmm, and i guess bad grammar could fall into this category too... because a POOR word choice in conjunction with a LIMITED word choice makes it inevitable for one to misconstrue your thoughts.
i don't know why i get so mad, but i feel it in my heart.. like my blood pressure increases.. and i just wanna say STFU.. im sleepy.. lol.. esp to those i love... probably because i'm more comfortable saying shit with no inhibition... (otherwise, im just quiet and do shit such as ... look out the window, look away, play with random objects, fall asleep, try to change the subject to something totally irrelevant.. just to name a few..).. and im sorry if i ever lashed out at anyone while they were talking.. i tend to do that a lot.. i'm kind of blunt with the "OMG, ARE YOU STILL TALKING!?".. why do you think i jump from topic to topic?! why do you think i like fast paced conversations?
but it's not like i don't try to listen.. .i try really hard.. there's just some kinda block there that dissuades me from giving you my 100% full undivided attention.. then i get headaches...ugh, and although i can be a fuckin selective ass listener... i always get the gist of what you're saying.. or at least what you're trying to say.... to be honest, a lot of you fall for my lack of listening skills more often than you think .. for example, most of you fail to notice that sometimes i only cling onto ONE of your many sentences and simply reply to it accordingly.. haha. well, in that case --- congrats... because what had just happened in actuality has officially become unbeknown to you... and *cliche alert!* ignorance is bliss *cliche alert!*. hahaha... (however, i find it funny when people DO catch me doing this.. like "you fag.. you weren't listening..i hate you..." i guess that's how i can distinguish who's smart among my friends.. haha...) but let me stress that this specific instance isn't something i do ALL the time.. it's actually quite obvious when it happens.. i only do it to those who are constantly oblivious to it..
.... but i've found a cure. hahahha.. and this is the first time i've ever felt like i could actually ... listen? ..question is.. is this for the better? is this "cure" so innocuous, that it should become something regular? i really don't know... and i wonder... does it adversely make ME one of those people who excessively talk and ramble?! should i hate myself now? lol. i mean *cliche alert!* you are you're own worst enemy *cliche alert!*. have i already gone through such a metamorphosis? why am i text messaging paragraph after paragraph... and why don't i feel the urge to satiate my need for attention.. for example, usually when im in a room full of people... i tend to do dumb shit to catch people's attention... for example. idk? breakdance in the middle the dancefloor... or say dumb shit... but right now i feel very low-key.. like i just wanna sit back and blend in....
haha.. it's crazy.... idk, is this good or bad?!!? although this cure makes me feel incredible, what i write should not all be looked at as some kind of panegyrical blog ... im seriously confused.. maybe even a bit scared...?
wow, to those who actually read this... it kinda reveals a lot about me... not to sound egocentric or whatnot.... because i'd love to know a lot about you too.. the feeling's reciprocated, mahnigguh... hahaha.. and.. i hope it answers a lot of questions about the idiosyncratic shit you put up with.... ;T .. because all this is definitely nothing i'd talk about in person.. unless you were like my bff or something (this blog is actually dedicated to one of them for being able to empathize with me through such experiences).. so i'd like to keep this all here...open to the public eye.. via internet.. secluded in this blogspot.com-microcosm-son-of-a-bitch..
BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE (a less personal note):
haha, i've decided to add what i typed in my aim profile.. because i typed it right after i blogged on this shit... lemme know what you think:
"RODNEY KING BABY
SAID I BEAT IT LIKE A COP." - weezy
lol, that line is so ignorant and horrible if you look into its context.
basically, it's like turning a family member's tragic death
into a sexual innuendo... like.. wow.. what the fuck..
and it's not even anything close to a fictional allusion... such as david beating up goliath.. or better yet something as playful as mario beating up bowser.... its FUCKIN HISTORY, NIGGUH.. and i know it's hard to find a "playful" yet sexual reference regarding cops.. but the line's so unecessary.. and WRONG!
haha... but hey, if that's what it takes to pander to your audience and make millions.. why not.. who am i to judge... rap music usually portrays anything BUT virtue. so beat it like a cop.. might as well include sean bell, i said i beat it like a cop...
in the words of chris rock: "it's hard to defend rap music nowadays."
i'll make it real quick though (wishful thinking, ahem). hmm, i really need to clear my mind, because i have just had a MAJOR EPIPHANY.
all i want to know is ----------
well... why is it that when people talk excessively to me, i get pissed off. sometimes i'm like, "CUT TO THE FUCKIN CHASE." and it's not even their voice, tone, nor speed at which they're talking that pisses me off. it's when they just keep rambling on and on without making their point clear. i don't need the unnecessary details or at least let me get a hold of the conversation too? haha.
actually, NO! Fuck that. i'll expand my ideology by broadening my selection of people... to people who are just unclear in general when they talk... no matter how many words they use..
so with that said, this leaves us with two extremes: 1.) people who use too many words (there's a word to better describe this.. if you think of it, i'll give you 10 cool points..).. that's when i just stop listening and fail to grasp their point...... and 2.) people who limit their words which consequently are misinterpreted in an innumerable amount of ways... and that's when i just give up, because i don't get what the fuck they're trying to get across.. hmm, and i guess bad grammar could fall into this category too... because a POOR word choice in conjunction with a LIMITED word choice makes it inevitable for one to misconstrue your thoughts.
i don't know why i get so mad, but i feel it in my heart.. like my blood pressure increases.. and i just wanna say STFU.. im sleepy.. lol.. esp to those i love... probably because i'm more comfortable saying shit with no inhibition... (otherwise, im just quiet and do shit such as ... look out the window, look away, play with random objects, fall asleep, try to change the subject to something totally irrelevant.. just to name a few..).. and im sorry if i ever lashed out at anyone while they were talking.. i tend to do that a lot.. i'm kind of blunt with the "OMG, ARE YOU STILL TALKING!?".. why do you think i jump from topic to topic?! why do you think i like fast paced conversations?
but it's not like i don't try to listen.. .i try really hard.. there's just some kinda block there that dissuades me from giving you my 100% full undivided attention.. then i get headaches...ugh, and although i can be a fuckin selective ass listener... i always get the gist of what you're saying.. or at least what you're trying to say.... to be honest, a lot of you fall for my lack of listening skills more often than you think .. for example, most of you fail to notice that sometimes i only cling onto ONE of your many sentences and simply reply to it accordingly.. haha. well, in that case --- congrats... because what had just happened in actuality has officially become unbeknown to you... and *cliche alert!* ignorance is bliss *cliche alert!*. hahaha... (however, i find it funny when people DO catch me doing this.. like "you fag.. you weren't listening..i hate you..." i guess that's how i can distinguish who's smart among my friends.. haha...) but let me stress that this specific instance isn't something i do ALL the time.. it's actually quite obvious when it happens.. i only do it to those who are constantly oblivious to it..
.... but i've found a cure. hahahha.. and this is the first time i've ever felt like i could actually ... listen? ..question is.. is this for the better? is this "cure" so innocuous, that it should become something regular? i really don't know... and i wonder... does it adversely make ME one of those people who excessively talk and ramble?! should i hate myself now? lol. i mean *cliche alert!* you are you're own worst enemy *cliche alert!*. have i already gone through such a metamorphosis? why am i text messaging paragraph after paragraph... and why don't i feel the urge to satiate my need for attention.. for example, usually when im in a room full of people... i tend to do dumb shit to catch people's attention... for example. idk? breakdance in the middle the dancefloor... or say dumb shit... but right now i feel very low-key.. like i just wanna sit back and blend in....
haha.. it's crazy.... idk, is this good or bad?!!? although this cure makes me feel incredible, what i write should not all be looked at as some kind of panegyrical blog ... im seriously confused.. maybe even a bit scared...?
wow, to those who actually read this... it kinda reveals a lot about me... not to sound egocentric or whatnot.... because i'd love to know a lot about you too.. the feeling's reciprocated, mahnigguh... hahaha.. and.. i hope it answers a lot of questions about the idiosyncratic shit you put up with.... ;T .. because all this is definitely nothing i'd talk about in person.. unless you were like my bff or something (this blog is actually dedicated to one of them for being able to empathize with me through such experiences).. so i'd like to keep this all here...open to the public eye.. via internet.. secluded in this blogspot.com-microcosm-son-of-a-bitch..
BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE (a less personal note):
haha, i've decided to add what i typed in my aim profile.. because i typed it right after i blogged on this shit... lemme know what you think:
"RODNEY KING BABY
SAID I BEAT IT LIKE A COP." - weezy
lol, that line is so ignorant and horrible if you look into its context.
basically, it's like turning a family member's tragic death
into a sexual innuendo... like.. wow.. what the fuck..
and it's not even anything close to a fictional allusion... such as david beating up goliath.. or better yet something as playful as mario beating up bowser.... its FUCKIN HISTORY, NIGGUH.. and i know it's hard to find a "playful" yet sexual reference regarding cops.. but the line's so unecessary.. and WRONG!
haha... but hey, if that's what it takes to pander to your audience and make millions.. why not.. who am i to judge... rap music usually portrays anything BUT virtue. so beat it like a cop.. might as well include sean bell, i said i beat it like a cop...
in the words of chris rock: "it's hard to defend rap music nowadays."
just some conversations i need to save before i forget...
mel: oh shit.. what movie is that?
someone: the.. express.. or something.. it's about ---
mel: pineapple express?
someone: no it's --
mel: oh, POLAR ..express?
someone: it's like the story of --
mel: oh, PANDA ..express?
someone: NO! it's ..
mel: the express, story of ernie davis?
someone: ... i hate you
-------------------------------
:: walking into the student center ::
mel: yo, i don't think i fit in at rutgers..
phil: why not?
mel: i'm too weird..
phil: hahah, im sure there are other weird people that go to rutgers..
mel: no but look.. everyone out here is so normal looking..
phil: haha, that's because they're waiting for the bus to come to bring them to korean church..
mel: OH!!
:: bus pulls up ::
-------------------------------
alvin: yo.. i have a list of things i want to do with you
mel: like what?!
alvin: first.. degrading hoes.. like throwing money in their faces..
mel: HAHAH.. why?!!?
alvin: okay...well maybe that's all..
-------------------------------
mel: YO BRIAN. NIGGUH. WANNA GO TO TUESDAYS?
duckie: NAH, CHILL. i can't spend money. we're in a great depression.
HAHAH.. dummy!!
-------------------------------
then one of my friends said something about how he pissed himself when he was sleeping... and that if someone said they had a good sleep, but didn't piss themselves.. then they're lying...
haha. sorry, i just needed to record these somewhere.. ill come back with a better blog... promise..
someone: the.. express.. or something.. it's about ---
mel: pineapple express?
someone: no it's --
mel: oh, POLAR ..express?
someone: it's like the story of --
mel: oh, PANDA ..express?
someone: NO! it's ..
mel: the express, story of ernie davis?
someone: ... i hate you
-------------------------------
:: walking into the student center ::
mel: yo, i don't think i fit in at rutgers..
phil: why not?
mel: i'm too weird..
phil: hahah, im sure there are other weird people that go to rutgers..
mel: no but look.. everyone out here is so normal looking..
phil: haha, that's because they're waiting for the bus to come to bring them to korean church..
mel: OH!!
:: bus pulls up ::
-------------------------------
alvin: yo.. i have a list of things i want to do with you
mel: like what?!
alvin: first.. degrading hoes.. like throwing money in their faces..
mel: HAHAH.. why?!!?
alvin: okay...well maybe that's all..
-------------------------------
mel: YO BRIAN. NIGGUH. WANNA GO TO TUESDAYS?
duckie: NAH, CHILL. i can't spend money. we're in a great depression.
HAHAH.. dummy!!
-------------------------------
then one of my friends said something about how he pissed himself when he was sleeping... and that if someone said they had a good sleep, but didn't piss themselves.. then they're lying...
haha. sorry, i just needed to record these somewhere.. ill come back with a better blog... promise..
Sunday, October 12, 2008
i think i'm in love
have you ever repeatedly heard a song play on every fucking radio station, every fucking second of the day until you gauged your eardrums out, kicking and screaming...practically BEGGING all the radio hosts in the tri-state area to stop?! me neither. but i'm sure we've came close to it. that is, UNTIL you just so happened to see the song's music video playing on mtv or fuse... and for some odd reason, it rejuvenated your love for the song...or if you initially did not like the song in the first place the video created THE start of something new.. a new love.. lol...
in my case, i couldn't stand the dream's "shawty is a ten" until i actually saw the video... aside from its cliche asthetic of "complete desaturation minus one color", i'd say the video is... not... so ... bad...?
but WHY. WHY?! is it because i'm totally in love with one of his video hoes?! is it keisha? or theresa? one of them.. the girl that says, "you should tip me.. you should tip me.." haha, she got moves for days!!
and consequently, after seein this video.. it has become one of the most commercial, most guilty pleasure---esque... (haha) song i can never get sick of..
and to further fortify my love for it, now this song possesses nostalgic reasons to love it... nothing personal, just a soundtrack song placed over good times chillen with one of my bff's.
so don't laugh when you see it on my ipod, bitches.
you just... don't... know...
it's a common experience we can all relate to:
music videos either make or break a song.
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