mel: oh shit.. what movie is that?
someone: the.. express.. or something.. it's about ---
mel: pineapple express?
someone: no it's --
mel: oh, POLAR ..express?
someone: it's like the story of --
mel: oh, PANDA ..express?
someone: NO! it's ..
mel: the express, story of ernie davis?
someone: ... i hate you
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:: walking into the student center ::
mel: yo, i don't think i fit in at rutgers..
phil: why not?
mel: i'm too weird..
phil: hahah, im sure there are other weird people that go to rutgers..
mel: no but look.. everyone out here is so normal looking..
phil: haha, that's because they're waiting for the bus to come to bring them to korean church..
mel: OH!!
:: bus pulls up ::
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alvin: yo.. i have a list of things i want to do with you
mel: like what?!
alvin: first.. degrading hoes.. like throwing money in their faces..
mel: HAHAH.. why?!!?
alvin: okay...well maybe that's all..
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mel: YO BRIAN. NIGGUH. WANNA GO TO TUESDAYS?
duckie: NAH, CHILL. i can't spend money. we're in a great depression.
HAHAH.. dummy!!
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then one of my friends said something about how he pissed himself when he was sleeping... and that if someone said they had a good sleep, but didn't piss themselves.. then they're lying...
haha. sorry, i just needed to record these somewhere.. ill come back with a better blog... promise..
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