GLORY.

the day hath cometh.

monday, january 19, 2009 ----

martin juce and martin phil, formerly known as julian cedric "JuCe"pormentilla and phil coco, respectively, have encountered the devil tree only to reach enlightenment.

aware that this event has fallen on a date where sperm and egg have once amalgamated to create the impeccable MLK...J (to account for "jr."), martin juce and martin phil refuse to be called "LUTHERAN". in fact, they are unaware of what their religion has metamorphosed into.

what they DO know is that upon touching the tree, they have reached this epiphany:

"this isn't scary at all. it actually feels good. ...let's rename it to God's tree." (this quote is not necessarily verbatim, and we're actually not quite sure which of the two said it, but this information has been given to us by bystander Crisanto Jorda.)

also given to us were ACTUAL real life footage and pictures of the whole EPIC event. we're not allowed to disclose everything... or even anything... but here... i wont tell if you wont. ( :: article winks at reader :: )






TRANSFIGURATION OF GOD



"GOD'S TREE" text floating in the sky. maybe an act of GW, aka "Ghost Writer".




although the footage LOOKS like it has been drawn on the back of a somerset diner placemat.. it's just not. don't be a fool, or else you'll never reach enlightenment with that attitude.

where was i? oh yeah..

not domestically bound, martin juce and martin phil now walk from country to country, one hand outward towards one's forehead in an attempt to convert.. i mean aid... those in need of spiritual awakening.

come warm weather, college kids throughout the UNIVERSE will come to God's tree. it will be a site similar to the giant rock in central park, ny. new aged hippies, artists, tan-a-holics, and wannabe screenwriters will now lay out their towels underneath the sunlight and next to mother nature's site of veneration...

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